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…is nothing like this.

This is clearly not her sex fantasy.

Hey, ladies! Do you like sucking dick, but hate the taste of dick?

Strawberry lollipops make it allllll better.

(Do not substitute chewing gum or lozenges. You might choke and die.)

YES WE CAN !!!

HER: “Oh my god! That’s totally your penis!”
HIM: “So what? Watch me blow away my high score at Tetris on my phone!”

This is what every girl in the entire world is actually thinking when she lets you fuck her tits.

Perhaps it’s time to inhale. Especially you, Blake.

…we should get it on.

Sincerely,

Dolly Mountjoy

You’re doing it wrong.

The disc belongs in the pc